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Joke of the Day
"Did you know having children is hereditary? If your parents don't have them, neither will you."
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"Theory: The Winter Olympics were invented by the cowbell industry."
"It seems kid of arbitrary that people want their skin to be tan and their teeth to be white. In Opposite Land, I must be a fuckin' hottie."
"When everyone around you is an ahole you've gotta stop, take a long look at you & accept how awesome you are dead center in ahole land."
"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"
"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"
"Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?"