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Joke of the Day

"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"

"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""

"Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples... ""Thirteen glasses of water, please!"", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others..."

"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."

"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."

"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""

"Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio."

"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."

"Banana vs Vibrator"

"When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy."