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Joke of the Day
"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WOW! that one REALLY looked female."
"What do you call a Christian who visits shrines? A roamin' Catholic."
"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."
"Puberty doesn't hit asians Their parents do."
"What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron? Purple circle. /r/thebutton"
"Learn how to avoid internet rip offs..... Send me Reddit gold and I will give you valuable information on how to avoid future scams."
"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"
"What do you call a cool bear?"
"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."