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Joke of the Day

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."

"What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant."

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."

"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"

"I love how binge watching a tv show is now portrayed as a fun activity instead of an expression of deep emotional turmoil and depression"

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a great time."