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Joke of the Day

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"

"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."

"How do you wake up a loafer? With a shoe horn."

"A guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor tells him, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" And the guy's like, ""Wait, why?"" The doctor reploes, ""So I can examine you."""

"The son tells his dad he just lost his virginity Dad: That's my boy, come sit here and tell me how it was! Son: I can't sit down, dad..."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."

"I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and re-wire the toaster. She was shocked."

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."

"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."