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Joke of the Day

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"

"[first day as London tour guide] And over there is the Tower of [frantically flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel."

"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."

"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"

"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."

"Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!"

"Chefs who can't admit failure present: Soft-boiled eggs Steak tartare Twice-baked potatoes Sour cream Calzones Pineapple upside down cake"