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Joke of the Day

"I love how binge watching a tv show is now portrayed as a fun activity instead of an expression of deep emotional turmoil and depression"

"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"

"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"

"Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure."

"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."

"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."

"It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside."

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"

"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."