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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."

"You know who else has a naughty list? HR"

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."

"They say the camera adds ten pounds. I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious."

"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"You hear about the guy who was accused of jerking off with hand soap for his erectile disfunction? Well, he finally came clean."

"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"Bae: Come over. Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13."

"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"