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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
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"Chuck Norris is so awesome... He counted to infinity, twice."
"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."
"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"
"Her: You know, alot of men are going to be miserable when I marry. Me: Well how many men do you plan to marry?"
"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"
"Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever."
"I'm not a bragger.... But if I would be, I'm pretty sure that I would be the best one in the World."
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? **ONLY ONE** But the light bulb has to want to change."