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Joke of the Day
"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."
Next Joke
"Some people probably think I tweet too much but maybe I'm required to tweet this much or else this bus will explode ever think of that"
"I own a gossipy parrot... which really says a lot about me."
"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."
"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."
"I want to get a pet deer, cover it in pickles, and name her Dildo"
"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
"Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him ""How can I buy the New York Times?"" He replies ""Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it."
"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."