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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down."
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"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it"
"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"
"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."
"When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there."
"Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT? Eleanor Brucevelt."
"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"
"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."