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Joke of the Day
"Good news, insomniacs! Only 1 more sleep 'til Christmas!"
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"I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker But when I got home, all the signs were there."
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"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"
"I farted today and 4 people turned around.. I felt like I was on The Voice."
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