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Joke of the Day
"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"
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"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"A man phones work and says ""Sorry, but I can't come in today, I'm really sick."" The boss asks, ""How sick are you?"" ""Well..."" the man replies ""I'm in bed with my mother."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"
"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"
"Did you hear about the cross-eyed carpenter? He *literally* can't even."
"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."
"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"