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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"
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"Banks suck ass. First they get bailed out with $700B of our money, then they're like ""You can't use Wingdings for the font on your checks."""
"How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thick you slice 'em."
"Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators."
"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."
"I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke, but that would be faint praise indeed."
"50 Cent released an album in Zimbabwe You probably haven't heard of it, because he debuted under the name ""Million Dollar Man"""
"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."
"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"