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Joke of the Day
"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"
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"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"
"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."
"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"
"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"
"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"
"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."
"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""
"I like dating black girls... Because I don't have to meet their dad."
"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""