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Joke of the Day
"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"
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"Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."
"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."
"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."
"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"
"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."