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Joke of the Day
"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."
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"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."
"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"
"What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? Hostess Twinkies"
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."
"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"
"I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now."
"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"