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Joke of the Day

"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ... ... ... a ""10,"" but imaginary"

"Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"What do you call a singer who sells meat? A Deli."

"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."

"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."

"What will Putin have for thanksgiving dinner? Turkey"

"So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well"