12789
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singer who sells meat? A Deli."
Next Joke
"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."
"*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
"Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer? Someone left the irony on..."
"""Hey can I do it?"" Anaesthetist: sure, knock yourself out"
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."
"You know how to detect procrastinator,"
"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""