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Joke of the Day
"What will Putin have for thanksgiving dinner? Turkey"
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"KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one."""
"""I just want a nice guy who treats me right."" said every girl who dumped that dude like ten times."
"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"
"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects. Frankly, I'm shattered."
"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"