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Joke of the Day
"Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you."
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"I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp."
"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
"Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out."
"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."
"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"
"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"
"Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense.."