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Joke of the Day
"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."
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"I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it."
"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""
"What's black and full of holes? Michael Brown"
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"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."
"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"
"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."
"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"