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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"

"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("

"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."

"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"

"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."

"A party without Vodka is just a meeting."

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"Toilet seats can give you STD's... ...If you sit down before the person stands up"