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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic"

"Coworker just asked me if I'm ""working hard or hardly working"" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's ""bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"""

"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."

"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."

"Why was the cheesemaker lopsided? Because he only had one Stilton!"

"Best way to lose weight. Wait until you are full and stop eating."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that ""La"" deserved a better identity than ""a note to follow So"""

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"