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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"

"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"

"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."

"What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican? A Mexican moose"

"Me: Hey, do you want to go buy some- Wife: YES!"

"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."

"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? She didn't know either"

"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."