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Joke of the Day
"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"
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"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."
"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"
"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"
"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"
"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."
"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."
"5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup."
"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""
"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."