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Joke of the Day

"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"

"My favourite 6,835"

"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"

"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."

"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."

"How to Be Good At Twitter 1. don't be 2. don't have that be your goal 3. aim higher 4. seriously, go outside or something"

"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."

"FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best"

"I bet ""All You Need is Love"" was easier to write on a full stomach."

"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."