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"What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow? Beef Stroganoff!"
"Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai."
"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""
"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."
"The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers... and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey."
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"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"
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"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."