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Joke of the Day

"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."

"I get Bi with a little help from my friends."

"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"

"What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee? A roooooooux!"

"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."

"I read a shocking and insightful study on the causes of waking from sleep. It was eye-opening to say the least."

"How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it."

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"