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Joke of the Day
"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."
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"Nothing says I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"My friend said he almost got trapped at a camp site during a forest fire... ...He said it was pretty in-tents."
"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"
"Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??"
"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."
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"What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division? A Pedro leak."