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Joke of the Day

"For those who've received my unsolicited dick pix: my computer does NOT have a virus I am purposely sending those to you."

"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."

"I saw Jesus going to the bathroom today. Holy shit."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""

"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"

"Zac effrons move flopped. Because he was afraid of 138"

"People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat."

"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."

"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."