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Joke of the Day

"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"

"How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster."

"Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch."

"When can a woman make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)"

"Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... One was assaulted!"

"Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm? ""I came like so long ago"" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram"

"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."

"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."

"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""