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Joke of the Day

"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"

"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."

"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."

"I can't Colbert it, they were the Stewartship of my news and entertainment."

"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."

"How come the Welsh can't keep track of how many they've had sex with with? Well, they start counting, but they fall asleep before they're finished."

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"

"What has arms but can't move them? A small child paralyzed from the waist up."

"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"

"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""