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Joke of the Day
"Zac effrons move flopped. Because he was afraid of 138"
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"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."
"What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids!"
"[Thanksgiving dinner] WIFE: These potatoes are burnt to a crisp ME: Those are for tomorrow WIFE: Because...tomorrow is Bla- ME: Black Fry Day"
"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."
"A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: ""You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed."" Next day Bill asks Hillary: ""So.. do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"""
"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"
"I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother... ... whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with ""When I was your age...."" then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation."
"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"
"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."