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Joke of the Day
"If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? Bass Murderering"
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"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."
"I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest."
"Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?"""
"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"
"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"
"The perfect Irish bean stew (In an Irish accent) Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans? Because if you added one more it'd be two farty."
"What's the difference between heroin and foot long dicks? Your mom isn't addicted to heroin."
"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"