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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me how I became so confident, I told him I play Russian roulette every morning... RIP Larry."

"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."

"What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"""It's impossible."" said pride. ""It's risky."" said experience. ""It's pointless."" said reason. ""Ggrraadrttgrrtrr."" said Chewbacca."

"I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'."

"Explain joke What do pigs eat? Mud pies"

"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."

"You are one well-defined function!"

"Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards."

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."