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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards."
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"My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present. So far she's getting a McChicken."
"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."
"Mum could you write me a P.E. note? dear miss My daughter has requested i write a note for P.E. hear it is.. I found this funny i found it on the mirrors website, like this actually happened ha"
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam... ...he slips and slips again."
"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"
"Breaking News: Germany defeats Argentina... France surrenders."
"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."
"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."