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Joke of the Day
"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."
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"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"
"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."
"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"
"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."
"Why is it so easy to fool a vampire? Because they're a bunch of suckers."
"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."
"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987."