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Joke of the Day

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."

"Did you say that you need to go see a psychiatrist? That's crazy!"

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."

"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."

"The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."

"So my dad gathered all of us kids together and said ""Now I'm only going to say this once!"" .... then turned and walked away."

"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little boy in the jaw."

"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."

"In the doctor's office ""I think you should get hammered and fuck a lot of women"" ""What can I say doctor, you are the best psychiatrist I have ever had..."""