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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."
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"Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks."
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."
"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""
"A Russian businessman has been ordered to pay his wife $4.5 billion in what is being called the world's most expensive divorce. Then L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling said, ""Stay tuned."""
"ME: Then the robber came thru the door holding a gun COP: Was it a revolver? ME [thinks] No he just pushed it open & walked thru like normal"
"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."
"What's Mexican's Favourite Horror Movie Ju-Juan I'll see myself out."
"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"