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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."
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"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"
"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."
"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Mom: ""Do you want this?"" Me: ""No."" Mom: ""Ok I'll give it to your brother."" Me: ""No I want it."""
"A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in ""I want to be a history major,"" he says. The dad responds, ""No you don't! There's no future in it!"""
"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"
"What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."
"The New Men's Birth Control Pill It's about the size of a marble. You put it into your shoe. It makes you limp."