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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people make eye puns... It really makes me *lash* out sometimes"
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"I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude."
"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."
"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."
"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"[ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] ""My dead what?"" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."
"the sightings of bigfoot we're actually of yo momma because she's so damn hairy."
"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"