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Joke of the Day

"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""

"One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another."

"There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names and numbers."

"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."

"If ANY part of my body touches the shower liner, I call in sick to work."

"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."

"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"

"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."

"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."