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Joke of the Day

"I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude."

"Computers are like women At first you cherish them with all your love. Then, as time goes on you become more careless. Until one day you realize... *You have a virus*"

"Wife: Do you want some dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No"

"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."

"I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses."

"Ive always hated math because, in my head, all the word problems sounded like this: The spaghetti envelopes are triangular. Find X."

"A blind man walks into a bar ..and into a table and a chair."

"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"

"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."