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Joke of the Day
"the sightings of bigfoot we're actually of yo momma because she's so damn hairy."
Next Joke
"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Well, that's definitely the last time I ever go shopping with my wife... We were on our way home from Tesco this morning and she dropped down dead."
"What are most incarcerated inner-city youths locked up for? Some bullshit"
"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
"What is ""Paulie"" Pennino's favorite restaurant? Red Robin... Ya Bum"
"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"
"When everyone around you has their phone out... I guess you could say... you're in a phony world... I am so sorry guys."
"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"