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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."
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"Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy."
"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."
"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"
"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."
"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"
"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"
"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"
"Protip: If a party guest says ""I don't dance"" what he's really telling you is ""make my drinks stronger please""."