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Joke of the Day
"""Nope, there is no i in team."" -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle"
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"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."
"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnut? w' jammin it"
"Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that's just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly."
"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"
"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."