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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
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"Your cough sounds much better this morning? It should. I've been practicing all night!"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
"I hold my iPhone up outside your window to play our song. A 90 second ad plays first."
"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."
"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"So I've heard the AFL player Chris Judd gets women pretty wet... But I reckon Adam Goodes gets them Damper."
"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"