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Joke of the Day

"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."

"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."

"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."

"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"

"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."

"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."