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Joke of the Day
"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"
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"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."
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"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean Credit; Dad"
"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"
"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."
"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."
"I don't think Jesus would be mad if he came back and saw what the world has become. He might be a bit cross, though."
"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."