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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President He's going to title it, ""Marco's Little Adventure"""

"My favourite Celine Dion song is the one where it's muted all the way through."

"Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)"

"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."

"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."

"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"

"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"

"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"

"WHY DOES THIS BOTTLE OF BODY WASH HAVE DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON IT"