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Joke of the Day

" Cause the players gonna play play play The haters gonna hate hate hate Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues "

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."

"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"If I bought 1/4 of the Viagra the spammers are offering me, I'd have a hard on for the next 400 years."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"I didn't expect a bug to crawl out of my Meth stash... But it just came out of the blue."

"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."

"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."