212572

Joke of the Day

"If I bought 1/4 of the Viagra the spammers are offering me, I'd have a hard on for the next 400 years."

Next Joke
 
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."
"Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram? post-upload skepticism"
"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"
"What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest? ""I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."""
"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"What is the funniest two legged lizard? The stand-up chameleon."
"What do two gay guys have for breakfast? AIDS and bacon."
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
Terms & Privacy