201722

Joke of the Day

"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"

"I was very upset at the funeral the other day. I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."

"Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India."

"Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? It's made of hide"

"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."

"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"

"Where do psychopaths shop? In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*"