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Joke of the Day

"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."

"What do you call a slutty a gun? A fl-uzi"

"What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR"

"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."

"My friend told me it's impossible to avoid cops But I know there's waze."

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."

"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."

"Before criticising anyone, walk a mile in their shoes because when you do you are a mile away and have their shoes.."

"What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan."

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"